Had to get out early in the morning, and I had no time to shit at all.

Now what? I am fishing with my friend on a rental boat, and there’s no way for me to shit here…

I guess I have to wait. Yeah, let’s wait…

Ok, now I am shitting, it was very disappointing when I wanted to do it this morning but nothing could come out.

I hate starting the week like so

Struggling to have a shit this morning.

I guess I’ll just wait until my bowels feel more like it

Right, let’s hope it’s the last shit of the day

It took a while for my body to wake up. My mind was waiting it.

Once happened, I could freely take a shit. Nice and clean!

A near church rings their bells.

It’s eight o’clock, and I just had a spliff, it triggered my shit. Now I am taking a shit.

Yeah, that’s nice!

A crapper

Uhhhhhhh so nice! That’s the first shit at my new house!

My arsehole got to get used to it, it’s still a little shy

Some new, unexpected, shit just presented itself abruptly

It’s great to take a shit in the morning. It’s even greater to take it later.

I mean, it’s not something obvious, normally I am constipated when I oversleep :/

BUT TODAY I AM NOTTT!! BURST FROM MY ARSE!