Yesterday I drank many red wines, I mixed flavours. I also ate a lot! Now the result is I’ve been awake for one hour an half now, but I feel like shitting like a calf.

The problem is my bowels are not yet ready. FUCK. I can’t get out like this, I’m a bomb ready to explode!

Here it is. Outburst. All at once.

Ok I have no time at all to have a shit this morning. Let’s see when will it come!

There’s some more shit on the go.

Pretty plain and easy, it’s loose, and probably very happy to be expelled. If only I could look in its mind, I’d know its feeling and treat it even better! Id only shit had emotions! If obly shit had some brain!

Nah, Better like this!

Ahhh, all right, back to my habits, woke up at seven in the morning, my body is ready for the deepest dump it does. Taking a reckless crap.

This is healthy!

Just got back home, I can finally free myself.

Liberating. Freaking liberating.

Oh right, here’s the forgotten shit!

Right before leaving the office

I feel it, there’s a lot of shit idling inside me, and I already left to the office

Fuck.

I FEEEEL ITT!!

I don’t know why, but it’s a little difficult to have a shit this morning.

Weird… I am eating enough fruit and veggies…

Well, let’s just wait!

Feeling a little dizzy at the moment, but a little shitty helps recovery.