Happy morning, had breakfast with a strawberry-nutella crepe, and My day begins pretty greatly!

Also because it gives the right push to my bowels :3

Too late

Right, apparently I haven’t discharged enough during the wonderful night I spent, let’s do another bit of spongy poop at work!

Niiiiice! Here we go!!! 🚂

All right, great! I am wide awake, I went for a run, and my bowels never got to sleep.

Right now it is producing.

Can’t say I haven’t tried to put my bowels into sleep, but it just couldn’t.

Just a little turd is what they said

Something is keeping me awake…

Well, let’s just say, my intestines have to think for a while.

Yeah, I have philosophical bowels

I had a wonderful lunch. Great. Huge.

Thing is, I now have to recover. First shit at a great time!

Lately I ate stuff like I was an animal, I didn’t care about what it was or where it came.

I just ate and drank everything.

Good. Everything was good and nice and I was happy of doing so. But now I am experiencing the drawback….. 🔥

My arsehole burns, and I think I could stay on this toilet for ever.

Btw, taking a shit in the morning, even before breakfast, even before having anything said, it’s weird. This morning my first words came from my arse, and what it said was not pleasant at alll!

Heavy words

Ate dinner at the Indian restaurant, left, a little spliff, and I urged the toilet

We just arrived in a Bar called BAR, and I can shit.

Now I am free of choosing the right drink

My head hurts, my bowels took me awake the whole night, that wine compromised me.

Fuck. I can’t even focus on my shitting right now.

It’s brutal, but when it happens is normal. i shouldn’t have drank, I should have eaten something more. Health is important, intestines health is VITAL!

A little OT – but not much – I’ve decided for a little re-branding of my Instagram page. I’ve always used it for re-publishing my blog posts, but it’s stupid, it’s fucking time-keeping, and it just doubles what I already do on my website, so I want to set it as another thing. Probably Imma make some digestion health posts, and sone poop-meme related, and I’ve decided to take some help to run it. My helper will be ChatGPT