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Saturday, 25 March 2023 | 09:13 AM

Ever since I started eating pizza, I knew it would have ended up like this.

When I poured myself that cup of beer, I confirmed my fears.

Even in the middle of the party, when I played beer pong with some sweet pineapple-gin cocktail I already knee my fate.

I woke up after a little four-hour sleep, and I just went to have a shit. My anus stretched, now my worst fears are being real!

Friday, 24 March 2023 | 08:48 AM

Back home.

I crafted some at my girlfriend’s place, we had breakfast together, then I headed back home. Some good pause is a nice choice. Healty.

Better not to push harder than my body could handle.

I chose to go home by feet, taking the bus would have meant waiting still, farts destroying me from inside, as I couldn’t vent in such a crowded place – they gave death sentences for mass homicide for less the guilt – so I took a walk, and after half an hour I hame sitting on my personal throne. Gooooood.

Good. I feel much better now. The pain is gone. The stink just stays, though :/

Friday, 24 March 2023 | 07:34 AM

Oh dear, I am simply too drowsy now to focus on this kind of looseness.

But I guess this is what I deserve, for being up late drinking on a Thursday night…

Anyways, at least I weigh less.