last poops
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM
All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose….
I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising……..
The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning :/
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 11:59 PM
Going to bed right now, btw, I had a second spongy shit at the cliff.
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM
I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:51 AM
Been sitting on the toilet for half an hour, but I forgot to turn the fan on….
My girlfriend won’t be pleased….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self.
I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY.
I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk!
It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. My belly hurts, my shit is fluid. I’ve just remembered I had this weird dream where people saw me while taking a poo, and at the end if it I wiped blood from my arsehole.
I don’t even know what I am talking about, I deserved a little more sleep, I hope this torture will be finished soon!
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!!
Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
Daily Prompt
What job would you do for free?
Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB!
Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE!
Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP
Shall I? NOOPE
Will I? We will see…. I am patient, and consistent. Right now pretty consistent, if you know what I mean….
Cheers!
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit!
But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is.
I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!