last poops
Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM
This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door. I was about to finish, when my her flatmate opened the door, feeling sorry, but still standing there, door open wide…. I mean, PLEASE!?
My wee was interrupted and I went for breakfast, I was in total discomfort. Shit. C’mon!
Afterwards, my girlfriend was about to get out, her flatmate left already, and I could finally go finish my wee. As soon as I pushed, some weird loose shit got out as well, unexpected.
Yeah, I know, this story is less shit-related than usual, but it left me in a bad mood, and I couldn’t help finding comfort writing it.
Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM
I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫
The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.
Harsh
Daily Prompt
Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you.
When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit!
My father has more or less the same attitude, so he relates a lot, and been relieving my loneliness on the toilet ever since.
He used to sit in front of me, and play with me, chat with me, hold my hands. Now I don’t need his support anymore, but at that time it was vital.
Still love him a lot. Thanks dad!
Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM
First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not.
Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But it was delicious. And I am just going to suffer, but I’ll be always keep doing it!
Now my toilet is radioactive .-.
Monday, 17 April 2023 | 09:43 AM
Hate it when I gotta rush, I have a call at 10:00AM, but my bowels would need some thirty minutes more…
At least I already deployed some turds…
Daily Prompt
What is your favorite restaurant?
I guess it is that Indian restaurant I love, it’s cheap, and I shit a lot after that…
Monday, 17 April 2023 | 12:04 AM
A pretty little turd, right before diving into my bed
Sunday, 16 April 2023 | 06:50 PM
Imma deposit some more poop, even if it’s unusual for me at this time of the day…
Good poop.
Sunday, 16 April 2023 | 12:48 PM
Smooth action before lunch.
It’s been seasoning the whole night, now my shit is ready to go!
Daily Prompt
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Well well, I’ll be CEO of my shit business? The Shy Tird will become a great firm, still talking about shit, selling shit. Whatever else I don’t know. But it will be great!!