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Toilet production

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When do you feel most productive?

You know those moment when you just have to take a lot of poop and can’t help but staying on the toilet for dozens of minutes?

That’s when I feel the most productive!

Sunday, 30 April 2023 | 10:35 AM

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Random droppings out of my arsehole.

I mean random just because I was expecting something more consistent.

I ate pizza yesterday, again, two days in a row, so I thought I would have ended up cramping, but instead, it is a fairly normal Sunday morning.

I’m happy

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 09:06 AM

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Accuracy is everything for me, and that’s why I’m reporting the second shit of the morning, just some minutes after the first. Been sitting here ages!

I was about to get in the shower, but I was blocked by another diarrhoea attack! Still painful. I just wanted to deal with some stuff on my laptop this morning, but it seems like I’m impeded :/

Saturday, 29 April 2023 | 07:27 AM

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Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I knew it! This morning I still haven’t completely digested it, and I feel centralised abdomen pain.

I know, I shouldn’t be eating that, I am gluten intolerant, and I got IBS, but how can I live without such joy?

The real question is, can I survive in this environment? Where I suffer, sweating, bearing bowels’ pain, having random diarrhoeas, somedays constipation, and stressful farts scanning my life.

Idk, but I haven’t even had breakfast this morning, straight to the toilet.

My weekend has begun!

A shit matter

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What topics do you like to discuss?

I love talking about crap, how much time one spends on the toilet, what kind of shit do they do, color, smell…

Pretty much everything

Friday, 28 April 2023 | 06:24 PM

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I farted through the crowd, on the road from the office to my place.

Now I am taking another shit. Not that much, just a few turds. Fine enough.

My weekend starts here.

Daily Prompt

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When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?

About ten minutes ago.

I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds.

I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everything went well, no diarrhoea, my boss is still out, and I opened the window, no smell left.

Mission accomplished!