last poops
The view from my toilet
I recently moved to s new house, it is the most silent home I’ve ever been, there’s no roads nearby, only open fields. Birds sing in the morning, cats stepping at the door, the nature right in front of us.
Yesterday we planted some vegetable garden in our little ground-floor-balcony, which entrance is direct from the bathroom.
Taking a shit with such a view is awesome
Monday, 15 May 2023 | 08:31 AM
Yesterday I had dinner at 10:30 PM, it was really too late for that fish specialty my girlfriend’s great auntie prepared for us, too late for such a heavy meal.
In fact, I had nightmares the whole night, and now I am deploying what’s left of those shitty dreams I had. They also smell a lot.
Monday starts greatly….
Sunday, 14 May 2023 | 09:12 AM
I was calmly taking my morning shit, when my girlfriend shouted I NEEED IT NOW!
She’s lactose intollerant….
Such a shitty great family, we are!
Freedom means being Nature
What does freedom mean to you?
To shit outdoor
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM
I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet.
I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her?
Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stop my mom when she told me show would have prepared Mexican food?
I am castaway in the poop seea
Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM
First time on a new toilet!
I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet.
And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne! Hail to the king of shit! Hail to the new palace!
Cheers! A full full-filling session! I filled the toilet up to the brim.
Hatred
What public figure do you disagree with the most?
Donald Crap
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 02:45 PM
Luckily I am home-working today, I spent the last three hours farting loudly, and now I just need a shit.
Uhm… I am not feeling really good…..
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM
Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in.
Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right next to my workstation 😎
Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM
The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath.
I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I am stuck here, like always, on the toilet.