last poops
Tuesday, 30 May 2023 | 06:52 AM
We’re managing an event at work, a great inauguration ceremony for an institution.
I ended up setting the last things at 2 AM, and I woke up at 6 AM. Very nice (thanks)
I certainly could have slept more, since we open at 8 AM, some people would have slept till the last minute, but I could not, I just need calm around me to have a relaxed and plenty shit. Hence here I write from my toilet, almost done, almost discharged fully.
Otherwise I would have ended up feeling bad today, no time to shit, still plenty of burdenssss
Shitting before the internet
Do you remember life before the internet?
Yeah, I used to read all the can I could find around me in the bathrooms I took shits.
Those times are gone! Culture is gone!
Monday, 29 May 2023 | 08:09 AM
I am finishing house moving, so I am not getting out much lately, no fast foods, no outdoor shitting, nothing really uncommon.
I had a couple of beers with my gf yesterday, and this morning I feel a little evil in my arsehole :/
A welcoming monday!
Sunday, 28 May 2023 | 09:18 AM
Fast discharge. Right as my cheeks touched the white throne
Saturday, 27 May 2023 | 09:25 AM
Just a normal ordinary shit.
How can I say so? No pain, no reeky smell, no weird colours, no rush.
Just regular stuff
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 06:22 PM
Just got home after a long day, end of a very long week, with a very long history of tiredness, now I can deploy what I’ve been waiting for the whole day: the long turd.
Peace
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 02:07 PM
No shit this morning, late lunch, stressful day,
My boss is out for lunch.
Hurry! TO THE LOO!!
Sprouts of oblivion resting at the bottom of the shithole.
Hope my boss won’t need to use the restroom for a while, as he gets out…
Friday, 26 May 2023 | 07:45 AM
I forgot I should have arrived at the office one hour earlier, that hour is vital for my bowels to understand it is a brand new day and they shall produce shit.
I’m on the toilet now, hopelessly trying, nothing happens 🙁
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 08:04 AM
Once wiped off and had breakfast, I’ve then been called back to the loo. Another loo-loose was about to happen.
Gotta admit, it was pretty satisfactory though!
Thursday, 25 May 2023 | 07:14 AM
No time for breakfast.
Straight to the toilet.
I am much drowsy though…