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Friday, 20 October 2023 | 08:38 AM

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Ever since we took our lovely cat, she began playing around with our toilet paper. For this reason we keep it on top of the sink.

Guess how far it is from the toilet.

Guess how many times do I forget to take it before sitting here taking a shit?

ALWAY.

Here I am, just finished a straining half-an-hour session, my arsehole dirty as hell, me squatting all over the bathroom to take that freaking toilet paper!!

I love my cat!

Thursday, 19 October 2023 | 08:17 AM

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You know, it’s so nice when you sleep just for a few hours, then you wake up at 4AM naturally, and you’ve git nothing to do at all…

In most cases, such as now, I go sitting on the toilet, where I wait for some shit, and air, to come out. Usually this kind of insomnia is their fault, and I can go back to sleep afterwards.

This time, only a little turd came out, not many farts, pressurised air is still inside me. And I’m obviously not sleepy at all…

Fuck!

Wednesday, 18 October 2023 | 08:04 AM

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Late night beer means, pushy boom shit.

Pushy, because since I wake up I feel something urging out.

Boom, because as I sit on the toilet, it explodes.

Shit, because, well. This is what I’m taking about all the time!

My rules

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What principles define how you live?

Take a shit every day.

Stay on the toilet for at least 30 minutes a day

Never forget to wipe

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:47PM

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Now, this is what I call a sudden bomb!

Since yesterday I spent the day eating unhealthily, today I had to recover with a lot of veggies. And that’s what I did!

Well, I guess there was some clog down there to be taken out….

I was relaxing in bed, watching videos and cuddling with my girlfriend, when I felt a sudden urge. ‘I’m shitting myself off! I yelled, then I rushed to the toilet’

Only two seconds and I was clean.

Nice and not so quiet!

Sunday, 15 October 2023 | 02:06 AM

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In the end, I couldn’t sleep, so I headed to the kitchen, did the dishes, waited a bit.

My bowels needed just that, a little of push. HERE I am, on the toilet!

I hope I could sleep after that…

I should definitely stop eating fried stuff for dinner….