It’s terrible, I had no shit today.

And the worst thing of all is, I spent too much time sitting on my toilet trying, and I am late

It’s certainly been a while since I had this kind of non-stop shit. I had some (much) wine yesterday, as I met a friend who lives abroad and he’s kind of a wine expert/enthusiast, and we also had some Japanese-fusion-ish food.

Well, I am now draining shit, and thing is I have to get out right now, but I can’t, as I am still here on the toilet, stuck, stuck.

Tuck, tuck, splash, fart

Ok, I guess I just had to wait… A LOT OF SHIT NOW.

I can leave home now…

Having a shit these days, is quite difficult.

I am taking too few veggies, and this is NOT GOOD!

Not much shit today

Even if I love taking shits, there are periods when I’m too excited of doing else stuff, starting the day, that I find taking shit dull.

I am now in one of these periods, and this morning I can’t cope with this momentary constipation. C’mon! Hurry up!

Nice shit this morning.

All the credits go to my new favourite Korean restaurant preparing a fabulous fried chicken!

It’s been a while since I had these kind of diarrhoea attacks. I had a hamburger for lunch, and I guess this is what I deserve…

Loose cannons.

Even if I feel much shit inside, I can’t shit anymore…

Don’t know why, even if I had Brussel’s sprouts for dinner…

I am sad