Two more easy turds. Easy! Nobody was waiting for you!

Simple shit. Complex life

The tidiest poop ever. It got out cleanly. No rush, no hard pushes, no worries.

Can’t give a 10, just because it feels like I could have more but it doesn’t seem to get out soon.

9/10

Some poop deployed. And that’s not something obvious on a Saturday. It’s an odd day for my bowels, late awakening, lazy bowels, most of the times alcoholics from the day before…

But today it was great! Or at least fine! Ok.

6,5/10

Sling poop.

But only two turds.

I’m fucking constipated. Shit

I hate it!

The heat is fucking up my bowels!

Now, some shit got out

I overslept, and now it’s pretty much impossible to have a shit

Trying to have another shit. My bowels seem active… but nothing comes out

Very late shit. Yet. DONE! Hence, the day is great!