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Wednesday, 3 January 2024 | 03:10 PM

Unruled shit

Poor amount of crap in the morning

The new year actually starts late, as always.

And it begins with the same wish, as always.

Do more shit. Tossing it, while taking a huge shit, as always.

Happy new year! Shits!

Sylvester. nice.

Imma make a cake.

Lol.

Joking

Just shit

Not so solid shit

There should be more to add, but I have no active brain right now. There’s only one part of my body which is awake right now, and that is my bowels.

Extruding turds

Speedy turd.

Here we are, the first day after festive feasts.

Christmas time always bring joy and happiness, but also diarrhoea and abdominal pain.

Especially because yesterday I had two pints of bear and an hamburger with beans.

My bowels are compromised

My boss called me in the office today. And yeah, it’s still holiday. I am at the office right now, but he didn’t come.

I have diarrhoea now, and I just made it here. Ha. I WON’T FLUSH HAHAHAHAHAH.

No blah, I’ll do

Strudel consistency inside my toilet