Now, why diarrhoea at 04:50 PM?

Great! Luckily I am doing home-office today

Today my arsehole spread quite much, two turds one attached to the other with a huge caliber.

Nice. Where do I store all of this shit?

Incroyable!

It’s happening something odd, these last few days.

I keep needing a shit right after lunch…. well well. I guess it’s not that bad, I mean, it means I work, right? My biology is totally fine!

Yeah sure…. I only hope nobody enters this bathroom for a while now…

Today no shit, just farts. A lot of farts

Fuck hummus! I keep eating it at lunch with my colleagues, but it just makes me pop!

Now I’m in the bathroom, farting and shitting like pop corns.

It’s just NUTS! It also kinda look like…

Taking a poop in the morning is not that easy, especially of you just woke yourself up and went sitting straight on the toilet. It simply doesn’t work like this.

In fact I am used to having breakfast first, and only then, going to the loo.

Oh well, I think I’ll just be patient… I have to!

Indeed, some pieces start falling…

Smooth shit! Woha! Wasn’t expecting this…

As I spent the weekend eating a lot at my girlfriend’s mom, I thought I’d have had just hard shit, instead, it’s a smooth and easy discharge!

Well, nice!

Smooth turds for a Sunday morning