Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning?

Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning?

Duh

Difficult shit this morning. Also because it is not morning time anymore…

I don’t know what to say, I am shocked!

Only half an inch of a turd!

Fuck!

I’m ruined!

How can I survive the day?

Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can.

Not much shit.

I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then…

Or maybe only some farts… even worse…

Little turd, ignore it, it’s not the shit you were waiting for 🙁

As I expected this morning I sit in constipation. Turds get out aimlessly, one by one, little by little as they’re little as a little pebble.

Bonus: I washed my hair before taking a shit, so my shit session is gladden by water drops falling from my head randomly, they’re fresh and a little annoying, dunno what I really think about ’em.

Another turd in the hole, btw.

Cheers

Simple shit, medium rare, 2.4 inches.

Just to keep my daily streak

Nice, taking shit this late time a day.

I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want!

Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time!

Soft relaxed hard life!