Stag do for a mate. I’ve spent the whole day drinking beer.
Would’ve been manageable if I hadn’t been up since 5AM on four hours’ sleep. Now I’ve got a splitting headache and I just can’t sleep.
Hang on — there’s something else keeping me awake…
I keep farting. Warmly.
So here I am, out of bed, sat in our AirBnB’s loo. My friends are sleeping like babies right behind this door and it hurts like hell!
Started solid. Went soft. Now it’s just sludge.
And it HURTS. Ouch!
