A real need pumped on my bowels.
Yesterday I went out with my girlfriend and we ended up in a very good place, with loads of vegan and vegetarian selection.
My bowels were really pleased. We accompanied our dinner with a fine organic red wine bottle.
Everything was properly nice.
This morning faeces desperately needed to rush out. Everything went out, straight-forwardly. Immediately. Cleanly.
And this is what a 10/10 looks like
