Wednesday, 3 June 2026 | 8:14 AM

3 Jun, 2026

by theshytird

Yesterday at a party, I had no will for drinking, instead I ate a lot of sneaks. Stupid dull stuff, no veggies, no fruits whatsoever.

Cherry on the top was the cake.

Such a dumb day for my digestive system…

…this morning LOADS OF FARTS fluttered the air, and I’ve just converted them in SHIT

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