Yesterday night, while tucking into bed, I farted – you know, just a little one – and my girlfriend shouted “PUAAH TOO BAD!”
She’s right… but it’s the price to pay for visiting her mom, and eating her – frankly very good – food she prepares.
Fair.
Shit this morning is more than fair.
Mh, I think I may know this smell… I kinda dreamt of it… oh, wait a moment…