Thursday, 5 February 2026 | 5:48 AM

5 Feb, 2026

by theshytird

Woke up earlier than usual, today.

Yesterday I attended the first of four introductory meetings about wine. It was kind of a wrapped sommelier course.

Surely it ain’t nothing like real courses, but TBH I learned something new. Appreciate smells, tastes, colours… it takes time, but I guess it’s pretty serious matter!

D’you know what other matter is pretty serious?

Guess…

Sure! Yeah! I woke up early because of SHIT!

Even if I drank the finest, smoothest, and healthy wines – I got no headache whatsoever – my bowels are simply not used to it.

I feel very drowsy, but it’s because of slumber.

Shit gets out idly, slowly, mechanically. It feels spicier than usual, and it is very soft.

Yuch? Eh?

Just poop!

Btw, I hope I’ll be able to take a nap later on!

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