Yesterday I made Chinese dumplings with my girlfriend. The blender is a little old and got crazy while mixing all the filling. It basically turn into a smooth paste. We didn’t lose faith and we kept cooking, closing all the dumplings.
Nice.
Our dinner was basically 10 dumplings each, some fresh-fried prawn crackers, and a sweet baozi for dessert.
It was appalling. We kinda made it. Our dinner was delicious! Sure, dumplings were very bad-looking, but you know… first-timers!
This morning I sat on my toilet. It became clear right from the very beginning, as I squat down, the very same paste we made yesterday came out of my arsehole.
Yuck.
