Thursday, 29 January 2026 | 7:59 AM

29 Jan, 2026

by theshytird

Guess what? I’m still constipated.

I’m even working out again. I ate hamburgers for dinner, c’mon bowels!

My bowels, ‘C’mon Shy, eat some veggies!’

And while saying so, his bowels expelled a huge sound turd, making Shy forget about his distressful constipation

Peace

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