My morning shit was soft and squashy this morning.
Thing is though, once I wiped my arsehole, I noticed my shit was reddish.
How odd.
Did I eat an alien without me knowing it??
Well it was good.
Or perhaps even my bowels is celebrating Trump! 🤔
Tuesday, 21 January 2025 | 8:20 AM
21 Jan, 2025
by theshytird
