Just woke up.
Went to the bathroom with sand paper eyes, sweat all over my body, not much on my brain. Just instinct.
I sit on the toilet and have a wee. I pee. A fart gets out. I keep peeing. Another fart. Pee. Fart. More farts.
My brains wake up a little, asking what the fuck is happening, but instinct prevails.
Pee. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Wait WTF??
End of the toilet session. My wee is finished. I’m still drowsy, but I feel like something has changed… well….
All right… I’ll go have breakfast now…
Weird waking up…
