When my body has not recovered enough, and it is not yet wide awake, it cannot make the whole shit in the morning in only one session.
It often happens I finish my session wiping my arsehole with some toilet paper, I clean my butt, and I go have a day start.
So what happens is, I put my shoes on, tie my shoelaces, and my arse gives me the first call, then I am turning the key in the front door locket, and my arse gives me the second call. I don’t even wait for a third one, because I know the third one means a Turd one!
This is precisely what happened this morning, and now I am taking my reprisal shit.
