All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..
Tag Archives: toilet
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 11:59 PM
Going to bed right now, btw, I had a second spongy shit at the cliff.
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM
I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:51 AM
Been sitting on the toilet for half an hour, but I forgot to turn the fan on…. My girlfriend won’t be pleased….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!! Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
Daily Prompt
What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is. I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!
Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM
First morning poop. Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork. Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-. Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 03:19 PM
Eating pasta for lunch meant exploding bowels after just one hour. It felt like shooting a bullet put of my arsehole!
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 12:49 PM
A few mingles down the toilet before lunch-break
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
Daily Prompt
How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom! During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation IContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 06:35 PM
Just finished at the office, headed to the park to meet my girlfriend and drink some beers. Had to longcut home. Shit. Diarrhoea Now I can go to the park Peace
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 08:56 AM
Sometimes the morning rituals are a little more spread out… I just needed more shit to be done…
Daily Prompt
What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like? Another easy one. I wake myself up, I have breakfast with half a litre semi-skimmed milk with original corn flakes, then I go to the toilet. I take a shit for half an hour, giving it as much time andContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 4 April 2023 | 07:39 AM
My slumber was very poor. It is possible it was because of my heavy dinner. Now I have a headache and my arse should be producing much more, but it’s a little run down 😦
Daily Prompt
Which aspects do you think makes a person unique? Easy one! One’s passions make unicity. Take me for instance, I love shitting. And I am a peculiar blogger just talking shit. Unique! Just stress your passions, you’ll be great!
Monday, 3 April 2023 | 07:53 AM
Just discovered I won’t have time for a long, deep, relaxed shit as I’d need. RUUUUUSH!!!
Daily Prompt
If you could have something named after you, what would it be? I’d like The Shy Tird, my name, to be a BIG FIRM! So inside I could have a golden toilet called after me. yeah, I know, it’s stupid
Sunday, 2 April 2023 | 11:51 AM
For the first time in a while today I woke up late, and I felt completely empty, no farts inside me. Pretty rare! I thought I was fine, but then some turds came. Now, that’s normal!
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM
This morning I was climbing. As always I had to shit, and I went for it. There was nothing to hide it this time, as I shat on the bare rock. At the end of the day, while getting back to the car, my girlfriend asked me ‘where did you shit later today? I repliedContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:35 PM”
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 10:32 AM
I am already out, I thought everything was okay, I was in time, but FUCK! Shit urge came! Always making me late! I guess my bowels love April’s Fool….
Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM
Just woke up hyperpositive! Huge turd on the go. This project of mine, this whole shit-blogging thing, is what I really believe in the most. I want a happy life, happy life means happy bowels, happy bowels means, positivity, positivity brings joy. And I want the best life ever. What would be nicer than livingContinue reading “Saturday, 1 April 2023 | 08:54 AM”
Friday, 31 March 2023 | 09:28 AM
Just thinking, why can’t every day be the same at taking a poo? Today meant no struggle at all. What prevents it to be always like that?
Daily Prompt
When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up? I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger. There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t ableContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
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