When is the last time you took a risk? How did it work out?
About ten minutes ago.
I took a shit at the office, my boss was out for a coffee, and I was expecting diarrhoea and deafening sounds.
I was really scared for what was about to happen, but in the end everything went well, no diarrhoea, my boss is still out, and I opened the window, no smell left.
Mission accomplished!