Daily Prompt

When you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I am not sure, but if I picture it, I guess I wanted to become what I am now, a shit blogger.

There are a lot of pictures of baby me sitting on the toilet, taking a poo. I wasn’t able to write at that time, but I really was good at telling all about my poop. Growing up, this was simply the most logical evolution of my nature.

In the end, I became THE Shitblogger, but probably everything was already written in my blood. Once, telling my parents about my poop session (how cute!), today, writing that online, spreading my poop to the whole world!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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