Friday, 10 March 2023 | 08:46 AM

I was planning a little reprisal session after breakfast, but my girlfriend’s flatmate pierced in the bathroom.

I immediately got out and took the bus. Arrived home in ten minutes, gotta be at the office in thirty, forty minutes.

I am now sitting on my own toilet, home sweet home, and I am plenty of time to develop the right amount of poop. In this case there ain’t no actual right amount, it is what lighten me, it is what makes me live a placid day.

In the hope that’s all, I can now leave the bathroom and focus on the job.

See you later, toiletter

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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