Yesterday I had lunch with pasta, Dinner with lentils. When I moved the duvet this morning I smelled the dump. Had to immediately seal the whole bed-setting and I had no intention of waking myself up.
Then, after five minutes of procrastinating in bed, something kicked in. I felt something moving inside my belly.
Had to abruptly wake up. Now I am on the toilet, my arse burns, the whole environment surrounding me is compromised. The bathroom is now toxic. Nobody can enter… nobody can get out. Trapped. Imma die here. Goodbye everyone. Life’s been nice!