Saturday, 11 February 2023 | 08:33 AM

Fucking hell!!

I woke myself quite too early, I had a huge dinner yesterday, and I simply needed to expel my burden. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to have breakfast, set my bed and do stuff in my room, so I can finally have a great shit not thinking ti anything else…

Right when I was about to enter the bathroom, I saw my flatmate entering before me. OH SHIT!

I kept waiting, but I noticed even the kitchen’s door was closed. I was feeling cramps in my anus, and I didn’t feel like entering the kitchen to have any kind of social moment. But what if… my flatmate is in the kitchen, he cannot be in the bathroom as well!!

Oh great, the bathroom was free all the time!

I jumped inside, sat on my white throne, and WOOOSH. Fuck. Yeah. Liberating.

I am still here though, there is much to expel in here!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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