Saturday, 4 February 2023 | 07:21 AM

Woke up abruptly for a urge of peeing. Thing is my girlfriend was in the bathroom already, then I had to wait. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting, and my urge became even stronger. Oh crap! Literally! Shit was suddenly added to the menu. Now I am tangling, crouched, waiting for her to free the bathroom, so I can free myself!

Finally, FINALLY! She got out, she wanted a hug, but I couldn’t. I had no energy left, I just ran for the loo, ran for life.

What once was life, now is pure death, idling down the toilet, seething.

I feel much better now. I wash myself, so I can hug my love now!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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