I simply started cooking, just popped a beer, when I felt a strong push inside my bowels. It was diarrhoea.
Well, it IS! I am presently discharging it inside the shithole.
I don’t feel very very good, must be coz of the food!
Yesterday I cooked pasta for me and a friend of mine. Pasta, Pizza, Bread, these are the most evil food for my bowels, and yet the most delicious foe my tongue!