Sunday, 16 October 2022 | 06:31 AM

Even if yesterday I spent the day climbing outdoors with my friends, and then some pizza, followed by some beers, AND I WAS PRETTY MUCH TIRED, I ended up waking myself up at 06:15 AM.

Ok, fine! I always listen to my body!

This morning, it is telling me to lift myself from the cocoon of bedsheet I created during the night, and have a shit.

How did my body communicate that to me?

Simple! I was making farts. One after the other, they were shorter, the first one was 3-4 seconds, the second one was 1-2, and the last one was just a brisk sound. After that, only my toilet knows exactly what did it have to go through!

Well, my Sunday can now begin!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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