Ok, I was sleeping with a girl at her house tonight.
We actually spent the day together, had some lunch, some drinks in the evening.
I had no time for me myself and bowels, so during the night, I may have.. woken her up… with a pretty vigorous fart.
‘Sorry bout that!’ I said.
‘It’s nothin’, she said.
Good, good premises gal, going pretty fine!
the Shy Tird 