Monday, 26 September 2022 | 09:08 AM

Ok, I was sleeping with a girl at her house tonight.

We actually spent the day together, had some lunch, some drinks in the evening.

I had no time for me myself and bowels, so during the night, I may have.. woken her up… with a pretty vigorous fart.

‘Sorry bout that!’ I said.

‘It’s nothin’, she said.

Good, good premises gal, going pretty fine!

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