Friday, 9 September 2022 | 06:45 AM

I’ve been awake for two hours now, my pushy bowels wanted some place to drop their messages asap, but I gave ’em my toilet only now. My bowels are now content.

I am not that satisfied though, I wished it could have been more shit, but it’s just an old tird.

Just for the special occasion I’ll call it Charles the tird.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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