A normal day on my friend’s group chat

G: I took a crap at the office for the first time today

G: moments of panic. The turd wouldn’t flush down.

L: Performance Anxiety?

G: Nope

G: The flush couldn’t dump it

L: How did you get away with it?

G: I pushed the turd down with the toilet brush

G: Helped by the water

L: base strategy, very nice

L: I was expecting more creative stuff

G: Just for one second I thought about taking the turd barehanded and trash it in the bin

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