G: I took a crap at the office for the first time today
G: moments of panic. The turd wouldn’t flush down.
L: Performance Anxiety?
G: The flush couldn’t dump it
L: How did you get away with it?
G: I pushed the turd down with the toilet brush
G: Helped by the water
L: base strategy, very nice
L: I was expecting more creative stuff
G: Just for one second I thought about taking the turd barehanded and trash it in the bin