Sunday, 28 August 2022 | 10:27 AM

Just woken up by my bowels.

‘Hey mate! There’s a parcel to be delivered!’

Here’s where I am now, at the post office, long queue…

Lol, nope! There’s no such thing as long queues here! I’m in the toilet, and there’s a queue of shit piling up behind me

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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