Since I’ve been eating more than an alligator does, I am taking the hugest craps ever in my life.
I mean, I wake up heavy. Heavier than an elephant. I start farting and farting and farting… s
tep by step fart by fart, some sort of abdominal pain worsen, and as the last fart approaches, I just need a shit. I almost made it on the floor while taking my pants off!
Everything’s good now, the mount crap has been resurrected, my belly is a little lighter, my mind is less shocked.
Good Morning btw