Friday, 22 July 2022 | 08:19 AM

Airplane mode switched on. Not just on devices, also on my bowels.

As we get higher and higher up in the air, breaking layers of the atmosphere, my belly bloats and bloats.

Unluckily, I had no shit this morning, hence even crap is expanding, as an obvious consequence, I am freeing little farts to my right and to my left. By now nobody seems to have noticed it… just keep it quiet 🤫

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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