Saturday, 16 July 2022 | 02:09 AM

Just got back home. ‘The sooner the better’, that’s what my arse was thinking in the last few hours.

First thing I did as I opened the door, was hurrying to the loo, I had no time to turn on the lights.

Now, I have been spreading my arsehole for minutes now, and it felt like I produced kilos of shit. Now, now, let’s light it up with the flashlight, let’s see what we’re dealing with…

All right, pretty mild, it felt bigger, but could indeed have been much less. Good. It’s a 7 pointer.

I’ll go have a shower now…

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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