Thursday, 26 May 2022 | 06:25 AM

Yes, as a matter of fact, there was more. There is now in my toilet more or less the same amount of shit there was ten minutes ago. And I flushed it down, you know. It kind of re-spawned. Where the hell does it come from? I haven’t eaten double!

Now my body is self-producing faeces, I guess…

No, seriously I feel like I unlocked some kind of bonus and now I doubled up the reward. If I only shat gold…

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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