Wednesday, 18 May 2022 | 06:48 AM

When my body has not recovered enough, and it is not yet wide awake, it cannot make the whole shit in the morning in only one session.

It often happens I finish my session wiping my arsehole with some toilet paper, I clean my butt, and I go have a day start.

So what happens is, I put my shoes on, tie my shoelaces, and my arse gives me the first call, then I am turning the key in the front door locket, and my arse gives me the second call. I don’t even wait for a third one, because I know the third one means a Turd one!

This is precisely what happened this morning, and now I am taking my reprisal shit.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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