Ever since I finished crafting my first shit, this morning I felt like there was more.
I stopped thinking about it for a while, gotta focus on work to do! Nice. Ok.
Then my boss went out early, I had lunch, and the toilet was all for me. It actually is.
Yeah. I am sitting on this little toilet (my office’s toilet is a bit low) and I’ve just made the longest turd ever. I mean, GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS, can you hear me??
Now, how do I flush down this huge mess? Firstly, I am so proud of it I’d prefer exposing it in some museum, secondly, I shall dispose of it. But the flush doesn’t properly work….