Monday, 2 May 2022 | 07:35 AM

This morning I decided not to have a poop right before my running session, I was afraid that I may end up taking a crap somewhere behind a bush, but I was lucky. Insted I spent the first two-kilometre stretch alternating steps and farts. It was a bumpy workout!

Now I am comfortably sitting on my toilet, and I feel eve luckier, with such a yucky shit, it would have been a very dirty workout.

And the shit keep getting out!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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