Sunday, 1 May 2022 | 12:06 PM

My girlfriend preparing Tzatziki, me taking a shit. She needs a feedback on its flavour but I am already deploying crap. Never mind… I said, our relationship has already reached higher peaks, it’s fine.

She immediately came to me with a spoonful of the white sauce and put it in my mouth. I’ve got to say some garlic was missing, but that wasn’t easy to spot, my nose was already filled with my crap’s smell.

I was just finished writing it, when she came back with another spoon, I tasted it, and it was better, the smell of my poop probably enriched it now.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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