Saturday, 23 April 2022 | 06:16 AM

Btw, my crap appears smooth and compact, it is made of a group of three or four turds which togeth-WAIT A MINUTE! Right while writing about the key consistency factor of my poop, my arsehole produced something of a new kind, it is a shape-shifter crap with a peculiar sense of mating. It rushes out as single very-fluidy spruts, and they pile on top of one another finding their way outside.

In the end there’s a very funny lump of crap amassed at the bottom of my toilet. Gotta say I am extremely proud of my products today!

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