I spent the night in Milan, for a show in Theater, went to bed late, woken up early. No shit taken.
Fast breakfast at Train station. Rush to get to the airport, no shit taken.
Now queuing at the Boarding, some shit piles up.
It may sound dull. It is indeed, but it is also quite fucking need to shit now cmon get a move on The King Of Shit needs a toilet guuuys!!
The line is always so sloooow! So I start farting, keep preparing me for my public restroom to use at the gates area.