So, basically the urge my body feels woke me up. It tried to make me aware of this at 5:10 AM, but it was clearly too early and I assumed it was just some shivers caused by low temperature… Even though it was a little funny, I was sweating, how come I be freezing?
Then, some sixty minutes later, I find myself loosing stools out of my arsehole, still shuddering. Actually the more I expel, the less my body shakes.
Now I’m back to normal, my bowels is calm, me wide-awake, I go out for my morning run.
Now, this, this is why The Shy Tird exists, reports like this one will make the world a better place to live in.