Wednesday, 13 April 2022 | 06:22 AM

So, basically the urge my body feels woke me up. It tried to make me aware of this at 5:10 AM, but it was clearly too early and I assumed it was just some shivers caused by low temperature… Even though it was a little funny, I was sweating, how come I be freezing?

Then, some sixty minutes later, I find myself loosing stools out of my arsehole, still shuddering. Actually the more I expel, the less my body shakes.

Now I’m back to normal, my bowels is calm, me wide-awake, I go out for my morning run.

Now, this, this is why The Shy Tird exists, reports like this one will make the world a better place to live in.

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I am a timid piece of crap

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