Glorious full-time day for my arse!
I am taking another huge here! I think I have diarrhoea.
Here’s what happened, I was washing the dishes, gloves on, foam on the sponge. I believe I was there just for a minute or two, when I felt my arse prickling. Five minutes later I was dancing the poop dance, rushing hard in order to finish the cleaning fast. I made a squirty fart, then I could wait no more. I finished the pot, then I literally ran to the toilet, my arse cramping in and out, and I made it.
It is a funny shit. But my toilet is not laughing much. .-.
But I feel relieved